April’s Luscious Cabaret is going to be tremendous! After Little Lady Luscious was kidnapped by some of her students for their Student Takeover at the beginning of March, she’s back, she’s fierce, and what’s that? Shes even performing!

At this months Cabaret We’ll be seeing; Hoops, Tap, Flutes, Drag, and of course Burlesque. Tickets are selling fast, Early Bird Tickets will be off sale very soon, so get yours quick!

With all that being said, let’s introduce you to our wonderful performers!

Bella Donna Bitters

The Chaotic comedy queen and Art of Drag Graduate, Belladonna Bitters (Psycho Therapist) is here to help with her show “What’s Your Problem?”
Are you as curious as we are to see what it’s all about?

 

 

 

Chlamydia Jones

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Chlamydia!!

That’s Agent Chlamydia Jones to you and her Mi69 colleagues; Protector, Observer and Outrageously Fabulous (aka P.O.O.F.)

Always surprising, always delightful and definitely one of a kind, our most infectious performer will answer our burning questions:

Is she the most inconspicuous drag queen on the scene?

Where does she hide her weapon?

What’s her favourite “brace yourself” position?

Does she date alongside her crucial job?

How can her lucky dates secure trips to the Bone Zone?…and many more! Expect the unexpected!
Find her on Facebook & Instagram

Kallum Kiray

Kallum is an all singing all flirting bisexual drag king.

He graduated from the Royal Vauxhall Tavern’s Art of Drag course last November and has since performed around the London cabaret scene and beyond including; Open Box, Mx Club, Bar Wotever, King of Clubs, Queer Spirit and Art of Drag at the Underbelly. Find him on FacebookInstagram 

Tap About Town

Katie Lewis is a professional broadway style tap dancer who draws her inspiration from iconic musicals and the great legends of stage and screen.

Her unique act Tap About Town offers vaudeville style, glamour and comedy which will be sure to brighten your day!

Find her on Instagram

 

 

 

 

Kozalicious

Kozalicious is a classic burlesque performer who is inspired and influenced by old Hollywood glamour and classic Burlesque from the 1940s & 1950s. A keen musician, she loves to bring her magical Flute to the stage along with lots of glitter, sparkle and cuteness.

Find her on Instagram

Luspinda

Luspinda is a hula hooping showgirl. Inspired by musicals, drag performers and traditional circus, expect show tunes, sass and serious spinning skills!

You can find her on Instagram

Lady May

Statuesque. Burlesque. Glamazon. Some of the longest legs in the business, and some of the most dangerous curves. Tease tutor, body-positive ambassador and workshop producer.
Ranked #9 of UK Most Influential Burlesque Figures of 2018-2019 and #75 Globally!
Here’s her;  Website, Facebook, Instagram & Twitter 

Little Lady Luscious

And here she is … The boss, the one who hands out the hugs on the door, our illustrious leader, the eccentric lady of the manor who is always running late and has a very odd obsession with Star Wars.  LLL began life in New Zealand back in 2009 after an affair with a dashing Australian naval officer.  Deciding it was time to do something for her, she whipped her only pair of heels and headed to burlesque class and has not looked back since.  Now running her own burlesque courses (soon to have their 10 year anniversary) and producing the wonderful Luscious Cabaret, you’re in for a real treat this April!

Here’s the Website & her Instagram (yes we’ve allowed her to have her very own profile!)

Stormina Teacup

As always, our wonderful stage manager, Storima Teacup will be there making sure the night runs smoothly, the performers are well and looked after and most importantly keeping Paulus in check!

Find her on Instagram

 

 

 

 

 

 

Paulus

Your host Paulus, will be back to keep you thoroughly entertained, sing songs, tell you stories (hopefully short stories), talk with you (we promise he will be kind), and ensure you have a fabulous evening like always!

Queen Aubrey Jean has been on our radar for a wee while.  We have finally managed to coax her away from her grocery store and educate you all in the ways veganism and aubergines.  We can guarantee you will love this act as much as we did when we first saw it.  Grab your greens and book yourself a ticket to the most welcoming cabaret in town.  Read on to find out how Aubrey came to life and discover her most memorable moment on stage …
Aubrey Jean at Luscious Cabaret Friday 5th July
How long have you been performing and what inspired you to get started? 
I have been performing in am-dram since the age of four. I moved to London to go to dance school and then on to drama school and live amongst the excitement and buzz and artistic world of the city and to pursue a performing career. I was inspired to perform because I was quite a shy introverted chap growing up and this was a way of expressing myself and getting myself out there. Once on stage I caught the acting bug and now I can’t stop! In terms of what inspired me to do drag I love Drag Race, and watched it from season 1. I guess it kind of gave me permission and I saw how fun it could be, and it reminded me of my four year old self who’d dress up like Geri Halliwell and dance on the coffee table for my Grandma whilst she did her crossword in the paper. I’d suppressed him a little and it’s time he came out and made a comeback as something fabulous – voila! Aubrey Jean was born! Performing in Netflix’s ‘The Alienist’ last year as a boy prostitute in feminine clothing also made me think if I can do it on screen the next step is to get on stage and REALLY do it – so I did! With The Art of Drag course. Do it! Best course ever!
What do you love most about performing?
Making people laugh and smile. Best feeling ever. The feeling of being accepted too, that people are genuinely enjoying your performance and interested in your funny little sketch and what you have to say, and the enjoyment you feel in entertaining people and bringing them some joy and happiness. The uplifting buzz it gives you when you’re out there on stage and you catch the sparkle in people’s eyes from their smiling faces and you know you’re on the ice and the audience are right there with you going along for the ride! ‘ONCE MORE UNTO THE BREACH DEAR FRIENDS!’

Aubrey Jean is the worlds first Vegan Drag Superstar! With a passion for the eggplant and saving the environment one humpback whale at a time

Who inspires you as a performer?
Madonna. I know some people aren’t keen but I love her staying power, she’s intelligent, she’s artistic, her finger is on the pulse. She’s fearless, I love her ‘you say I can’t do it but I’ll do it anyway and succeed’ attitude. And she does. Hyacinth Bucket because she reminds me of my Grandma. My Grandma. Violet Chacki – her aesthetic and her level of drag and insane beauty. Pina Bausch – Tanztheater Wuppertal, Shangela, Courtney Act, The Spice Girls, Lady Gaga, Bette Midler in Hocus Pocus, Meryl Streep as Madeleine Ashton in Death Becomes Her.
Picture of Meryl Streep in Death Becomes her
What has been your most memorable moment on stage? 
Probably dancing on a table in a brothel in nothing but ostrich feathers in front of Luke Evans. That was pretty memorable. And it’s when I thought to myself I want to seriously do Drag.
We can’t wait to welcome you to the Luscious Cabaret stage without giving too much away can you tell us a little bit about your act?
Aubrey Jean is the worlds first Vegan Drag Superstar! With a passion for the eggplant and saving the environment one humpback whale at a time, she’s abandoned her Organic Greengrocery store and has wheelbarrowed herself into the heart of London to spread her message of Veganism to the queers all over the world!
So milk your oats and pour yourself a glass of Cinzano, pack your rice cakes and for the love of God don’t forget your nut butter! Aubrey‘s here and she’s ready to party – ITS TIME TO GO VEGAN BITCHEZ!
And book you tickets to Luscious Cabaret this Friday!

With Paulus away there’s only one host in town who knows how to get the Luscious party started in their absence.  It is the awesome Carmen Mon Oxide.  In April she had our audience singing penis at the top of their voices, back in 2017 she tried seducing Little Lady Luscious’ partner, Mr Delicious by hiding him under her skirt.  We love it when Carmen comes to play as we are never quite sure what is going to happen next.  Read on to find out a little bit more about this cabaret powerhouse …

Luscious Cabaret, Friday 5th July Carmen Mon Oxide
How long have you been performing and what inspired you to get started? 
It feels like a lifetime! I’ve been doing cabaret for more than ten years now and singing since before I can remember! I had a really terrible job in a call centre and had already been doing a bit of busking… but having to call people who were already giving and ask them to give more per month to Medicine San frontier made my stomach crawl. I knew I needed to become a singer and I had a diva strop after someone spoke to me in a patronising way and never looked back.
Carmen posing on a log
What do you love most about performing?
Haha! Everything apart from dragging a massive suitcase around. When I was younger I always thought being a singer would be super easy with no double bass or anything heavy to hump around. Little did I know I would end up having multiple costumes, my own microphone, amps, mic stands and a huge amount of make up.
Who inspires you as a performer?
Alice Cooper’s stage show, the costumes of disco and the fabric shops of Goldhawk Road!
What has been your most memorable moment on stage?
My first appearance on stage as Angel Gabriel in the Nativity play (age 5).
Book your tickets for Luscious Cabaret this Friday to find out what mischief Carmen Mon Oxide gets up to this month!

In March 2018 whilst Little Lady Luscious was working on Burlesque Idol an email popped into the idol applications inbox about four days before a heat.  It was the week of the beast from the east.  The application was from Lolly Jones a new burlesque performer with a Theresa May themed act.

“I feel that we’ve amalgamated into one being now.  What will I do when she’s out of office?!”

It began “I know the March heat is on Friday but if you have a spare slot I would love to do it.”  Initial thought was not bloody likely.  Then the beast from the east took hold and the South of England went into meltdown.  Then emails from performers began flooding in “My train has been cancelled”  “I’m snowed in”.  LLL being a northerner was in disbelief.  Those on the reserve list for that month now had plans or were also snowed in.  The day before the show LLL found herself emailing Lolly Jones, “This week is you’re lucky week, can you still do the show?”  Lolly leapt at the chance and went on to win the heat!  Theresa May doing burlesque was a hit!

theresa May in stockings and suspenders

Now that Theresa May (the beast from Eastbourne) is leaving office we put it to the Luscious fans and with a 91% landslide, Lolly Jones/Theresa May will be making her leaving speech at Luscious Cabaret on Friday.  To get you all warmed up and ready for this landmark of a speech read on to find out how Theresa May and Lolly Jones became one …

When you have a day off, what do you do for fun?

Currently, I’m learning how to ride a hoverboard for my next act – Angela Merkel.  She’s so boring that I’m keeping her on the move.   Other than that, I really like going on long country walks and drinking Prosecco with a view.  It’s a welcome change to writing an Edinburgh show.  If I’m in reach of wifi, I’ll just be reading up on Brexit.

How did you choose your stage name?

My stage name chose me!  My real name is Lorna and around fifteen years ago, someone misheard me.  They thought I said Lolly and it stuck.  But mostly I’m just introduced as Theresa May.  I feel that we’ve amalgamated into one being now.  What will I do when she’s out of office?!

What’s the craziest moment you’ve experienced as a performer?

I once did a show in Switzerland where all the electrics blew.  We didn’t have a techy so we just carried on in the dark.  The show was a three person Jekyll and Hyde. They didn’t miss out on much.

What do you love most about the cabaret community?

I’d previously been a stand up for about 6 years so when I crossed over onto the cabaret scene, I couldn’t believe the difference.  Rather than competition and self-deprecation, I’ve been immersed in a fun, supportive, exhilarating world.  I love seeing the props emerge from suitcases and learning how people came up with their bat shit crazy acts!  I love the camaraderie and the unpredictability.  It’s bloody wonderful!

Are you excited to see this love affair come to a close?  Book your seats to London’s most welcoming cabaret!

 

On a jaunt out to see Clocktopus Cabaret with Mr Delicious back in December, Little Lady Luscious spotted the up and coming Olivia Jannesson.  We love an act with a ukulele, I mean who doesn’t, right?  We are looking forward to Olivia sharing  what she has been working on.  It’s sure to bring a smile to your face.  If you’re ready to join in the luscious fun this Friday go ahead and get booking via the link below.

Olivia playing the Ukulele with Luscious Cabaret logo and Friday 7th June at The Albany Great Portland st

Want learn a bit more about the fabulous Olivia then read on for what she does for fun, how she chose her stage name, her love for cabaret and what’s the craziest moment she’s experienced on stage …

When you have a day off, what do you do for fun?

I enjoy the green grass, and the fresh air by the water, doing some yoga and listening to music, spending time with the people I love. Sometimes also just enjoying my own company and exploring, I love a good adventure!

How did you choose your stage name?
Well I guess it’s just my name. I’ve learned to own it.

What’s the craziest moment you’ve experienced as a performer?
That’s a tough one – most of my experiences have been really good and I’ve just loved the thrill!

What do you love most about the cabaret community?
The acceptance and the love that everyone gives, it’s so beautiful and welcoming!

Click here to join us for Friday fun times at Luscious Cabaret!

We are just a little too excited about Lynn Ruth Miller coming along to Luscious Cabaret.  An email landed in our inbox with the subject title “HELLO! Regina suggested I write to you”  with a recommendation from Diva Regina we knew this would be a special artist so we clicked read.  Lynn’s burlesque bio had us won over from the start:

“LYNN RUTH MILLER started doing burlesque on stage when she was 73 years old. She won the best newcomer and most original performance at the Texas International Burlesque Festival in 2012, headlined at the Bristol Burlesque Festival in 2015 and has been ripping her clothes off at every opportunity ever since. She is a regular at Whip-it-out Productions in Bridgewater and in the London Burlesque productions and will be starring in the Glasgow Burlesque Festival in November 2018. Now 85, she insists she can still shake, rattle and roll with the best of them.”

Lynn Ruth Miller with pink feather boa wrapped around her

This is what we love about burlesque here at Luscious Cabaret.  There truly are no boundaries, you can be a glamourous showgirl in one act and a science fiction character in another.  You can choose classic music to strip to or you can choose heavy metal.  And in Lynn Ruth Miller’s case you can be 85 and shaking that ass with the best of them!

We couldn’t wait to learn a little bit more about her for our blog.  If you’re inspired and want come on down on Friday to meet this wonderful human being the ticket link is at the end of the blog.

When you have a day off, what do you do for fun?

I paint pictures.  It is my secret calling.

How did you choose your stage name?

My mother chose it.

What’s the craziest moment you’ve experienced as a performer?

There have been so many; I think my favourite one  so far is when a gorgeous young man in his twenties told me how sexy I am ( I told him to make an appointment immediately with an Ophthalmologist)

What do you love most about the cabaret community?

I love that there is no sense of competition  We all are there to help and encourage one another.

On that note why not come on down on Friday night and show your support of live cabaret.  Encourage our artists with whoops, cheers and maybe a tipple or two …

https://www.designmynight.com/london/pubs/fitzrovia/the-albany/luscious-cabaret-june?t=tickets