Meet Kiki Melek!

We’re so excited that Kiki will be gracing the Luscious Stage on Thursday with something entirely brand new and special. We can’t wait!
Here’s a throwback interview from last time she performed for us.

Kiki can be very elusive so we were over the moon when she replied to our email and answered our burning questions!


What does a typical show day look like for you?

 I always make time for a little visit to my trusted beauty therapist. Frank never lets me or my assets down. 
What is the best and worst thing about being in the spotlight?
The best thing is having everyone looking at me darling, and the worst thing is I don’t get to watch myself.
Do you have any special pre-show rituals?
I like to take selfies. I have an album of all my beautiful pre show looks. 
Sometimes I send some cheeky ones to past lovers to let them know what they are missing out on. 
4. Tell us about the main similarities and differences between “everyday” you and your on-stage persona.
On stage persona? I’m always the real me, darling. I don’t like fake people. 
5. Craziest moment you’ve experienced as a performer?
I performed my ‘More than a woman act’ for my 3rd husband on our wedding day. Sadly, (unknown to me) he had a heart condition and as I reached the grand finale of my performance he reached the end of his 81 years on this earth.
Such a shock for a young bride but the doctors tell me he died smiling. I always dedicate that act to Ronald. 
6. What is your all-time favourite routine you’ve done?
My Wonder Woman act. When I spin all my clothes evaporate – its a difficult trick. I need strong, nylon strings and lots of warm, friendly stage hands. 
7. Without giving too much away, what can we expect from your act?
A Beauty you never even dreamed possible. And a bounciness you just aren’t born with darling! 
8. Who are you rooting for on Bake Off?
 There’s only one person I tune in for… My Mr Hollywood! I’m rooting for Paul to call me back. He’s always teasing me with late night texts. Sending me photos of his hot cross buns. Giving me personal looks to camera when he plunges his knife into a cherry Bakewell. He plays games but I love it! 
Paul, give me a call – I can help you spend your new Channel 4 money, darling! 
You can catch the salacious Kiki on Thursday 15th June at The Cavendish Arms, Stockwell. Book your tickets at