Meet Baron Fingolfin

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Our next Luscious Cabaret performer seems a bit… unorthodox, to put it mildly. Amongst other things, it appears that Baron Fingolfin has a penchant for all-caps and ferrets (we don’t judge in the cabaret world). To be completely honest, we’re not sure what goes on 90% of the time in this interview – but who cares? We simply cannot wait to see what the Baron will bring to the stage tomorrow at The Albany!

 

1. What does a typical working week look like for you?

YEAH POPPET I GOT A FEW JOBS TO DO – PLAY WITH FERRET AN FEED SANDI TOKSVIG – SHE VERY TIME CONSUME AN DEN I HANG OUT WIT MY GOOD FRIEND LIKE AINSLEY

2. Do you have any special tricks or routines to get yourself “in the zone” before a show?

I ALWAYS LISSEN TO ECUADOR BY THE NINETIES DJ SASH A FEW TIME

3. What is your go-to Christmas movie?

I LIKK THE ONE WITH THW LITTLE GIRL WHO FUXKS UP THE BURGLAR

4. What are your favourite things to do when you’re not on stage?

UMM MAYBE I PLAY SOME DISCO VIOLIN AN MAKE BBQ WITH AINSLEY

5. Tell us about your proudest moment as a performer.

IM THE MAN WHO SHOUT THE WORD ECUADOR IN THE SONG CALLED ECUADOR BY THE NINETIES DJ SASH

6. Which three people, dead or alive, would you most like at the top of your Christmas party guestlist?

OH I JUST INVITW MY BES FRIWNDS 
SANDI
THE BROWN HAIR ONE FROM ABBA
AINSLEY
NOT BILLY JOEL THOUGH I HATE HIM

7. Give us a tease for what we can expect from your act on the 10th of December!

PROBABLY I SONG A SONG ABOUT SOMETHING AN SAY HAPPY CRISMAS AT THE END WE CAN HAVE A BEER

8. Have you been naughty or nice this year?

IS THIS YOU SANTA??I THOUGHT I WAS JUST ANSWER QUESTION FOR A GIG?? I BEEN NICE GIMME AN XBOX
 
 

Photo credits: Joseph Brett